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[July 15; 04:03pm] |
Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like me?
Don't you wish your boyfriend was a freak like me?
Don't Cha...
THIS STUPID SONG. I can't stop singing it!
It's been stuck in my head since Christmas! What the hell!
Of course, I changed the lyrics so I won't sound queer... BUT DANGIT. SOMEONE GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!
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[July 04; 10:00pm] |
Man, another attack? I have a question: Is anyone actually doing a bloody thing to figure out what's going on? It just keeps happening. Is there even a lead as to who's ordering these attacks? People are having a really bad holday, man. Just get the culprit already!
Hugo Weasley? I knew it. You're a pimp.
Oh, and Kevin? You smell like ass. Might you enlighten me as to why this is so?
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[June 03; 01:14am] |
Hugo Weasley!
Did you not know that holding hands with a girl can get her pregnant?
Shame on you for being less careful, mate. SHAME ON YOU!
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[March 14; 12:11am] |
CORY! I don't fuckin' know what I took happened last nigt but I am, as of this moment, in your body! Like I'M trapped in YOUR body. Did I mention this is odd? But it's sick in a really good way. I have always wondered how it's like being a woman!
OH AND CORY? EVER WONDERED WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE WITH PINK HAIR?
So who else is in who's body right now? WOW that sounded wrong. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I BLOODY MEAN. Just so I don't say anything inappropriate to someone I shouldn't say it to.
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[March 08; 03:10am] |
After all this talk about the Giant Squid and Dolphins being the only Mammals (aside from humans) that do it for pleasure, I've decided to be a decent Ravenclaw and make a quick trip to the library to confirm what little I know about this topic. It is in fact not true that the dolphins are the only ones who have intercourse for pleasure. A lot of animals.
BUT. What is qute special about the Dolphins are they actually RAPE PEOPLE. YES. YOU READ THIS RIGHT. They rape people. A lot of people who swim to Dolphins thinking they're friendly innocents will get humped under water. I am NOT making this up. I am not THIS SICK to even pretend this is going on.
Now, aren't you just glad we have a Giant Squid to worry about in the Lake? At least it won't mollest me.
OH, AND. This report is inspired by Demitria Summerby. Thanks, sweets.
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[March 06; 01:13pm] |
It's been an entirely boring week. There's nothing to do anymore- I've even done homework on time just so I can do something. See the desperation? I did pass by the lake to visit my good 'ol buddy, the giant squid this morning. It sai hi to me with a splash of its tentacle thing. It... she ... he... how can anyone tell, really? Does anyone know? If someone can give me a brilliant sugestion how to pass the time and/or tell me the gender of the giant squid in th lake, I'll give you a bag of sugarquills.
Which reminds me... Done watching how the Merpeople make babies, Free Willy? In the real world, that's called voyeurism.
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